River Triathlon Tee

The River Triathlon tee is Redneck Rockstars history in the making. Featuring stick figure icons for “Pump,” “Shoot,” and “Scoot,” this raunchy classic was born over 20 years ago during one of many wild river trips—and it’s still getting laughs (and maybe a few scowls) to this day.

Whether you’re floatin’, partyin’, or relivin’ river legends, this shirt’s a guaranteed conversation starter. High-fives are likely. Offended looks? Even better.